User:Wiedman

Biography
Evan "The Boss" Wiederspan was born on October 17, 2346 on planet Garsloff. The planet was soon to be destroyed by the evil emperor Zartoginuun, so his parents crafted a miniature spaceship and sent him to planet earth, where his spaceship crashed in a small field in Communist China. The one nice man in all of China found him and raised him as his own. Evan flourished in the small region, and soon started to develop unprecidented powers including the ability to make CreationWikis like a boss, thus the nickname came to be. After the evil Lord Hong-Song Teriaki Chu-No took over the region, Evan used his power of supersonic flight to escape China, and soon came upon the very wet state of Washington. Posing as a normal high-schooler, Evan now lives in the small city of Brier, constantly keeping a vigil watch over the insignificant inhabitants. His superhero name Wied-man came about recently, after he captured a powerful drug lord that specialized in selling weed to small children, especially those named Peter. Evan's powers are constantly becoming more powerful, and may soon need to leave the planet, should his powers become too great for the puny earthlings to handle. He is not married and is looking for looooove.

Homeworld
Wied-man grew up on the world of Garsloff, a planet very much like Earth, except the inhabitants are roughly 1000000 times smarter than earthlings. The planet is located equidistant from five equally sized suns, keeping the planet locked in one position at all times. The planet was ruled by dictatorship until recently, when the dictator, Elvis Presley, died in a tragic potato accident. Now it is a democracy, the current president being the wise Zuun Siegfried Chicken Vegal von Eunsman the 3rd. Under his rule, the planet's economy has flourished, and is slowly starting to rise. The main exports are coffee, shampoo, small monkeys, biology teachers, and superheroes.

Superpowers
Wied-man's powers are constantly developing and evolving, but at last count, his list of powers consists of:
 * The ability to control time
 * Supersonic flight
 * Can shoot fire, ice, high speed winds, and nacho cheese out of his hands
 * Can shoot lasers out of his eyes
 * Can change his shape to appear to be anybody he desires
 * Can write CreationWikis LIKE A BOSS
 * Is the only being who can fix Windows Vista
 * Can think faster than a supercomputer
 * Can drain three-pointers better than Micah
 * Can eat lunch faster than Nathan
 * Can make unbreakable forcefields at will
 * Can grow an Afro that actually looks good
 * Has enough strength to pick up 7 semi-trucks
 * Knows where to find the family in Fallout 3
 * Can read minds (you perv)
 * Has amazing vision, able to see in the infrared, x-ray, and ultraviolet spectrum
 * Can breathe underwater
 * Can not roundhouse kick Chuck Norris

Keep in mind, these are only his most basic powers, and the list is growing faster than Ms. Gerber can assign an essay.