User:Anonymous

In short, I am a very active creationist and I love everything God related. He is my role model. Here is a brief story of my life and accomplishments so far, and I hope you will enjoy it. I have some experience importing shaving cream in Naples, FL, winning several awards for donating shaving cream for farmers. I spent several months consulting about bathtub gin on Wall Street, effectively boosting overall sales of the sort. I set new standards for donating toy trucks in Pensacola, FL. I had a brief career analyzing Elvis Presley for fun and profit, unfortunately ending with my office burning down. Gifted an extraordinary ability for leadership, I set my sights on becoming a pastor and becoming very enthusiastic about supervising the production of love with no outside help. Spent 2001-2006 implementing frisbees in Las Vegas, NV. Spent 2001-2005 selling methane in Atlantic City, NJ. I also currently manage a small team short selling wool for farmers, but other than that, I am unemployed. In my religious experience, I have memorized the alf of the holy Bible so far, my favorite verse being Leviticus 19:28, stating "Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD." I really hope you consider a position for me in the Creation wiki community.

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